Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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