I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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