He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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