I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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