maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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