Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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