Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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