Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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