Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Randomize
