wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I have aggressive nipples.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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