I don't think brook has ever known best
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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