He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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