Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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