my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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