i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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