He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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