I got chris browned last night
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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