the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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