Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
only you would photoshop your dick
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
is that a dick in a sweater?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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