Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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