Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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