I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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