I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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