ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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