I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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