Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
