i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
