GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Randomize
