She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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