I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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