Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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