my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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