he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Randomize
