I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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