we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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