The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
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