jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
