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You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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