i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Swine flu. Run for my life!
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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