playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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