On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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