I have demons in me.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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