he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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