Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
