I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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