out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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