Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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