Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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