I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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