yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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