I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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