butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Alive.
So much puke
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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