come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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