went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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